What if everything I loved suddenly appeared on the slope of a Swiss mountain?
(Or what I was doing when I wasn’t here)
Somehow shopping at the central market never gets any easier.
User discretion advised. War is hell.
I might have picked the wrong side.
Vegetables have never been so exciting.
(It's me. The sponsor is me.)
I'll do almost anything for a fizzy drink.
Apparently I made an impression.