An Open Letter to the Swiss Military (Who Cancelled My Airshow) by Sylvia Wrigley, age 56 1⁄2
In which I finally find the courage to ask for a helicopter ride, only to discover there won’t be any helicopters until 2028
Five Reasons Not To Piss Off the Fair Folk
Unauthorized human testing, child theft, and bloodstained hats.
The Last Gull Standing
Sylvia thought she knew how this story would end. She was wrong.